Peter Meter
"Finally, a penis enlargement kit for the financially challenged!  Why spend hundreds of dollars on pills, or thousands of dollars on surgery, when you can get the same effect with a glow in the dark ruler that is truly only 2/3 scale?  Finally-- be the man that you always wished you were!" Each ruler is $3, or two for $5.

Send check and money orders to:

Inside Joke Productions
2406 Cheyenne Blvd #4

Toledo, Ohio 43614

Please allow 3-4 weeks for delivery.