Steve Sabo

Quotes

Below are series of quotes collected by Steve over the years, some about him, some by him, some he just liked!

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Laugh.com
One of the top 20 comedians working the road today.
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Scott Hall (WRIF, Detroit, MI)
"An amazing talent... funny and intelligent with a deep insight into life and pop culture... this guy is definately headed straight for the top!!!"
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Chris Rock
"Nice to meet you."
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theseriouscomedysite.com
"The kind of comedy Steve Sabo does is smart adult audience comedy. Language is not a crutch to hide deficient material. When it comes to stand-up... he knows how to tell a story. He also has a talent for one-liners. Funny and original, even the fairly banal premise... is promising in Sabo's hands."
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Pauly Shore
"I know dude." -- in response to Steve screaming, "You Suck" in a drunken stupor (Sorry Pauly)!
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Horace Copeland (NFL Football Player)
"You don't know who you're f---ing with." --shortly before attempting to remove Steve's head.
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Some chick who never saw Steve perform but thought he was cute
"Clever... witty... a laugh riot!"
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Bobby Bonds (Night Shift Television)
"A rising comedy talent... he really goes the extra mile to entertain."
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Splash! Topeka
"Steve Sabo doesn't need gimmicks to be funny. In fact, funny seems to follow him wherever he goes."
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The Beatles
"Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend."
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Andy Hammer (WOZZ 93.5 FM, Green Bay)
"Funny, funny, hot stuff."
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Steve Sabo
"The difference between comedy and tragedy is a punchline."
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Some guy who went to Steve's show
"Funniest f---ing thing I've every seen in my life!"
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Steve's Dad
"Laugh and the world laughs with you-- cry an I'll give you something to cry about!"
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Jackie Mason
"What the hell are you looking at?"
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The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
"He's cool."
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William Shakespeare
"Et Tu, Brute?"
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Anonymous
"He's the dark light at the end of an even darker tunnel"