OK folks, I know it seems like a joke, but we are as serious as a heart attack. My sister can't seem to find anyone worth a crap. So if you think you can handle a woman who is a little (okay a lot) loopy, throw your hat in the ring. Send me an email as to WHY you should date her (please no stalkers). You just may win the chance!

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